To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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