The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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