My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
She announced her abortion via fbk
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
