that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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