i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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