piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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