Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
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I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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