How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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