What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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