so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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