I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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