Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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