You can't special order awesome
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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