You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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