I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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