I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
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it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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