you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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