Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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