i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Randomize
