i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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