but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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