i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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