I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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