that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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