did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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