He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Randomize
