Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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