I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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