Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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