don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Terrible idea I love it
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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