David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Randomize
