i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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