it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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