Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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