Just mADE A PArabola og urine
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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