oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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