I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Of course I have a pirate flag
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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