I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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