when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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