Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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