Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
do herpes really smell.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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