This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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