Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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