I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I touched a dick in church today
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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