if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
