Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
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My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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