My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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