he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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