A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
