none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was like eating out sand paper
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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