She said her name was "party"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
FUCK WHALES
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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