Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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