Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Just pee around me
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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