Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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