You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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