Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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