Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Randomize
