The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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