i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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