Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
